Post by kali lavinia greyback on Feb 7, 2014 3:45:58 GMT
Ah, the mighty stranger; please be sure to return my owl in perfect order on threat of death. Now, my little pen-pal friend, I do hope you wish to be awakened by owls pecking upon your window at all hours. It's going to happen now that you're my little pen-pal [having received this letter from my owl presumably]. You shall now be my midnight pet.
Maybe I should get you a leash.
Or a collar.
Anyway, you may or may not know me considering I am a graduate. A concept some little minds can't manage to grasp. For now I will simply leave you with my name at the end of this letter [also the name of a Hindu goddess known for destruction]. Make of it what you will; but I most certainly hope I can make a dear pet of you through these letters.
Off to bed now, little one. Be sure to reply promptly.
Post by jason william wilde on Feb 10, 2014 20:01:25 GMT
As I am not a student, I do not wish to be called “little one.” You are entirely too lucky in the fact that this letter found me still awake. I was preparing lessons for a class and I heard a tap at the window. Lovely bird. I had thought about keeping it just to make you angry, but then how would I get you a letter? Use my own owl? Not likely.
Do you write at night because you can't sleep? Or is it because you're just itching to insult someone? No matter. I shall play along for now.
And I will go to bed when I please. Maybe it should be you with the collar.
Post by kali lavinia greyback on Feb 10, 2014 20:15:38 GMT
Are we all not students in this never ending cycle? Shame on you for being less than open minded on that.
Truly, he is. My beautiful little fellow. Your attempts for his kidnapping would have been met equally. I would have surely had to track him down and retrieve him and, knowing my family one wouldn't really want that, now would they?
Why must my reason be a lack of sleep or an irritating itch to insult someone [even if those are two leading reasons]? Can I not seek the company of witty banter and subtle, meaningless threats under the stars? What more is there to life? A poor job serving miscreants leads me with no inclination to apologize for potentially waking you. You should keep a better eye on you students. No?
Ah, but if I persevere with my messages how will you manage? Such a tiring night it would be with my owl pecking away at your window through the night and the morn.
The collar though would be your's, bejeweled even as you seem to be male [Jason can surely be a female's name, though]. I think perhaps dark blue would go best with my fur, though. Do keep that in mind.
Post by jason william wilde on Feb 12, 2014 20:26:45 GMT
I wonder, if I stopped replying and you could no longer insult me, what would be left for you to do? Surly you have more important things to be doing than torturing your poor owl with these flights. Perhaps I should hide the creature from you so it can have a break. You don't strike me as the type of person who would care about its welfare. Perhaps you would just replace it. Just to be clear, your threats of locating him would be ill advised. I have no fear of anyone's family and am a firm believer that one who hides behind members of their family or use their name as a way to threaten people are among the most cowardly to live. Change tactics, my dear.
I suppose I will return the bird to you, since I'd rather not use my own to send a stranger a message.
If you have not found something more to do with your life than insult and threaten people, then you may want to consider what sort of life you are living. Let me be blunt - threatening me will get you nowhere. Though the reference to fur suggests you aren't always human. I knew of a girl named Kali who had fur once. A collar would suit her.
You could try to put one on me, but collars don't fit tigers very well, my dear.
Post by kali lavinia greyback on Mar 4, 2014 21:43:23 GMT
What to do? Perhaps go back to serving the drinks, hm? But what a bore that would be. You are,shall I say, my reaction. What good it does me to empty all of my snark and humor in our little conversations so I don't stand a chance of getting fired for the same thing. It is a pity that no good person understands. And as for my owl; well, he has been getting a little pudgy. All of those owl treats and mice aren't doing him any good if he can't serve his purpose and get a bit of exercise. I assure you though, he is my favorite of the five that I have had through my school days [until now, of course]. It isn't as though I've been slaughtering them.
And so,what threat do you hold if I attempt to locate him? To throw a squeaky toy in my face?
And as for my family, well they're quite the "catch" I believe it is the muggles say. If I tried to hide behind them I would have not lived past my fifteenth birthday [if that long]. What a cruel world it is. They're even the reason why my owls keep disappearing. At least, I'm almost certain they are. Rather uncontrollable mutts.
Ah, now I suppose you fear for the life of your beloved owl. No worries, though. I would not instigate an attack on it; however, its safety certainly wouldn't be guaranteed. Frightening things haunt the woods, you know. They love tasty treats.
More to do with my life? I can assure you I have done much. The fact that you have no hint to my humor is disconcerting though. Are you so inept that you cannot understand simple humor or sarcasm, even? It is a sad day when one doesn't know how to laugh.
As for your latter guess I fear that there is a bit of a conflicting with my human side at times. Perhaps you have heard of me then. It would be marvelous if you were the one Jason I've heard of. Quite a strapping lad he was in school. A rather handsome fellow; I'm sure you've heard of him. Never did get the chance to ... make his acquaintance.
That is certainly saddening as well. A bejeweled collar would certainly off set with the stripes fantastically. I'm sure I could make it work.
You shan't have to worry.
I'm rather clever.
Kisses, - Kali
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